So let's say I was super tanned. And then I decided one day that I wanted to be super fair. So I start using lots of whitening products on my face religiously - products that actually work. I succeed, and my face gets really white. As fair as an angel's bottom.

But I didn't apply those products to my ears. So won't that mean that I'll have a really fair, white, gloriously white face, but really dark, tanned and dirty-looking ears?

Things I think about in the shower as I scrub my ears out.

Looking forward to tomorrow! Maybe I'll manage to dig up enough motivation to snap some pictures.