Guys who carry their girlfriends' handbags for more than 2 minutes are faggots. Guys who can relinquish their manlihood and carry around their girls' girly Gucci handbags for an entire day seriously need to ask their fathers for lessons in being a true man.

And those 2 minutes that they're holding their girlfriends' handbags had better be because the girl is tying her shoelaces/ putting on a plaster/ adjusting her bra/ tying her hair/ any activity that requires both hands, she needs space to do her thing, and/or she needs to bend over (and I don't mean during sex).

If the girl is looking at makeup or other pretty shiny items, making a phonecall, feeling lazy, scratching her eye, tying her hair, playing with a puppy.. she is still able to carry her own handbag. Really.

Any girl that doesn't mind her boyfriend looking like a feminine, nutless piece of human being for the small convenience of not having to carry her own handbag needs a whipping. Or a talk. Whichever works best.

Go guys! Be a man! Do the right thing!