It annoys me when guys (but not all of them) think that women who look like the girl-next-door (and I don't mean pretty girls-next-doors) are "not bad looking", that average -looking women who pile on the makeup are "pretty", or that women who simply show off some skin but have average/crappy bodies are "hot".

STRANGLE! MAUL! DECAPITATE! SLIT THROATS!

Grow some eyes already, boys! Don't let your heads get ruled by your cocks. Not every woman who has a pussy and a couple of tits is worth gawking at. If you're gonna ogle, at least make sure the woman's got some bloody standard!

The next guy who tells me some ugly chick is hot, I will rip his head off.
Verbally.
Metaphysically.
Too bad - not physically.