I hate it when people assume things. About me, or about my friends. We aren't here for your merry assumptialicious times.

I guess it happens sometimes. That's fine. That's normal. But when people keep constantly speculating about something that isn't (and by constantly I mean ALL THE FUCKING TIME) it really gets under my skin.

Do you want me to wear a sign on my forehead? Would that make things a little bit clearer for you? Oh, it would? How about you go fuck yourself then come back and we can discuss this over a spot of tea?