I have 14 lip balms right now. (And way more lipsticks and glosses but those are understandable.. right?? RIGHT???) Of these 14, 7 are open, and the other 7 lie patiently in wait til it's time for use.

I reckon I won't be needing to buy lip balms for the whole of 2009, unless I decide to one day generously apply lip balm all over my huge moonface.

I need a tan. NEED IT. NEEEEEEEDS ITTTTTTT.

And also, technically counting today as Wednesday, I only have 4 days to my final FINAL FINAL FINAL exams! My last 2 exams are this Saturday and Monday and then - holy hell - I am free. I am FREE to never study again should I choose to! NEVER! NEVER STUDY AGAIN! The implications make me weak the knees like a new very-generous lover.

I haven't been this excited in a longlonglong time. Shit, I'm fucking PSYCHED as shit man. During my last lesson on Monday, I kept jumping and fidgeting in my seat. I mean like, I was swinging in my seat like I had lizards in my panties. You get the idea. The tutor must've thought I was on some serious major crack or some shit.

I AM GRADUATING. That sounds kinda whacked out to me. Lol. GOD I AM LOVING THIS. Freedom from school in 5 days.. that's crazy! I may study again, but that's not the point. The point is, I AM FUCKING DONE. And anything else I do after this is purely optional. SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCKKKKKK ITTTTTTTT.