Stop being so fucking unprofessional and tactless. It's very unbecoming, especially for a man of your 'supposed calibre'. Earn it, not 'just because'. Ugh.

Note to self - Purchase book 'How The Mighty Fall: And Why Some Companies never Give In' by Jim Collins. (I didn't get a chance to finish the book as it belongs to Sean and he's flying off.) 29 pages in and it's an interesting, insightful read. And those are just some of the good reasons I should buy it, borrow it, or steal it, and then finish the book, all the while giggling madly to myself.