For the sake of posterity and future cussing opportunities, do keep this in mind:

"asshole" and "cockweasel" and "fuckcamel" and "cuntwaffle" and "shitglutton" and "porksword" and "wangbasket" and "shitwhistle" and "thundercunt" and "fartminge" and "shitflannel" and "knobgoblin" and "boring."

Yes, after everything is said and done, please remember to call the fucker 'boring'. A climax has to end SOMEwhere, after all. (Most guys would nod emphatically and agree vehemently to this statement.)